The Mind of Andrew

That which has been thought, but never been said..until now

Kevin Smith: My Hero

So recently, some friends of mine have been obsessed with generally all things Kevin Smith.  If you have never watched any of his movies or don’t really know who he is, listen up.  Clerks is the story of two clerks at a convenience store in New Jersey and their typical day and the retarded things they say.  It is by far one of the funniest and most revealing cult films of America.  In fact, the director Kevin Smith plays the part of the loveable Silent Bob, the sidekick of the drugdealing Jay.  Kevin’s movie’s though bring both humour and disgust to movie watchers.  His movies are both artsy and horribly disgusting.  When you hear two characters in Clerks 2 talk about how one guy can’t have sex because his girlfriend has a pussy troll named Pillowpants who will bite of his dick if he puts it in;  you laugh and cringe so hard that you crap yourself with the force of a thousand stampeding elephants.  When you watch ack and Miri Make A Porno and see a man filming a porno from below and the guy who is doing anal, is surprised pulls out and the girl shits all of the camera guys face, you fell both on the verge of puking and high fiving Kevin James for this horrible event.  The list of Kevin James Movies is as follows, Clerks, Clerks 2, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jersey Girls, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and one of my favorite shows every produced, Clerks the Animated Series.  So check out some of these movies if you love terrible innapropriate comedy and laugh your ass off scenes.  I love Kevin Smith and his “Boring Ass Life”.jay and silent bob


August 21, 2009 - Posted by | Rants

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