The Mind of Andrew

That which has been thought, but never been said..until now

Brock Returns, god damn, this feels like a shitty super hero series

So I was watching a tv show yesterday.  I wasn’t really paying attention, becuase the t.v. was actually in a McDonalds where I was just grabbing some food.  Well, they mentioned that they had a  pet goldfish, and i was like, So.  Then they said it’s name….BROCK!!!  What the fuck me in the ass.  First of all, you don’t name a fish brock, he uses rock types, and onix sinks like a mother fucker, and i’m pretty sure that geodude would just be used as a cannonball on a pirate ship.  Second of all, you name a fish Seaking, and have it learn Horn Drill, Surf, Hydro Pump, and Strength(i don’t know if Seaking can learn strength, but the thought of a fish moving boulders, fucking classic).  So the moral of the story is, you don’t name animals brock, unless you have  a pet rock, in that case, name that shit Brock.  But it better be one manly ass rock that can use rock slide, so you won’t ever have to pay for shit.

You see, this Geodude, has fuckin mastered rockslide

You see, this Geodude, has fuckin mastered rockslide


April 5, 2009 - Posted by | Rants

1 Comment »

  1. L…….O……..L

    Comment by zombi3p0ptart | April 5, 2009 | Reply

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