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Nintendo at GDC 2009: The good, the bad, and the zelda

So this year at GDC, nintendo had the spotlight to higlight their new ideas and games.  The first announcement that was really big is of course the inclusion of the sd card portion into the menu screen of the wii.  This allows for storage so that you can keep buying retro ass games and storing even more shit on your tiny storage spaced console.  Secondly, one of my favorite announcement and which caused me to shit my pants in awesomeness, is the release of the the final fantasy games on the virtual console.  If you’ve never played a final fantasy game, first,   *flying knee to the temple*, second, this is a great oppurtunity to pick all of them up. yay!  Now for another amazing announcement.  Rock and Roll Climber, and by amazing i mean, god nintendo, stop doing shrooms when your not making a mario game.  Seriously, its really boring and slow, and you use the wii balance board to climb across rocks.  Then at the top, you find a guitar in a pedestal and play it.  What happened in the planning of this game.  Did someone just say, oh wait, we’re nintendo, they’ll buy whatever shit we throw at them, so fuck it.  NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Worst idea ever.  Now for an awesome idea.  Zelda Spirit Tracks.  First of all, TRAINS!!!!!! They work good in space and why not add cannons to them and put them in zelda.  First off, im a little sad that it’s not a console zelda, but then i realized that phantom hourglass was awesome so i got super hyped up for this game.  And, seriously, you faggots who go “its just trains, and trains are stupid.”  *smack* no, shut up.  Zelda has never letten us down…..EVER!!! So i’m most definetely willing to give this game a chance, and if you don’t………well i’ll be sorely dissapointed.

Seriously, what the hell is this.  Why?

Seriously, what the hell is this. Why?


March 29, 2009 - Posted by | Video Games

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