The Mind of Andrew

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Resident Evil 5: Oh dear god, does that man have a chainsaw……dead

So Resident Evil 5 came out yesterday, and even though I have yet to play the actual game, I have played the demo multiple times.  I have from this realized something.  This game is impossible.  This game seriously is the epitome of difficult.  While it can be beaten, it took me and a friend like 4 tries to beat the first level, and we still haven’t beat the second level all becuase of stupid chainsaw man.  The first thing you notice about the demo though is that it is pretty.  This game really does look good.  Which means your death will look beautiful.  One of the biggest changes in this game is how this game is played with a second member.  This game is a translation of the fighthing system from resident evil 4, just slightly modified.  When playing single player in this game, expect your partner, to be mentally retarded.  They are about as usefull as a sack of hammers in a plastic bubble.  You just sit there, and once in a while they’ll shoot someone, but your mostly on your own, except when you have to keep giving them all your ammo, becuaes they somehow never kill anyone, but always run out.  The controls in this game are slightly hard to control, especially the whole, stop moving to shoot, but all in all, this game looks promising, so I hope to review it more when I actually get my hands on the real game.

This mofo has a mean uppercut

This mofo has a mean uppercut

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March 14, 2009 - Posted by | Video Games

2 Comments »

  1. I find this for the lulz, cause JP and I beat the Chainsaw man XD

    Comment by zombi3p0ptart | March 15, 2009 | Reply

  2. Hey guess what brad, jeff and i couldn’t beat it. but we beat the ax guy, so suck it

    Comment by Kingreggie773 | March 15, 2009 | Reply


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